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"Engineer in Hell"

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're
an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is
let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied
with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing
and building improvements. After a while, they've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day G~d calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there
in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've
got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to
come up with next."

G~d replies, "What??? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake--he should never have gotten
down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer
on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

G~d says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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